Politics politics politics

Opposition Leader, Dr Peter Phillips, wants the long-promised, anti-crime meeting of stakeholders, including the Private Sector Organisation of Jamaica (PSOJ), the Jamaica Chamber of Commerce (JCC), the Peace Management Initiative (PMI), the church and others, to be immediately convened to “hammer out a national consensus against crime and violence”.

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Masturbation pabulum and meme

FACT: I NEVER masturbate. That however, is a blatant lie.

Below, some useless content and made up rubbish about the practice of masturbation lifted from webmd just for this stupid post. Not to be taken seriously.

“Content is KING you know.” Said no one in particular.

  1. Sex is far better, masturbation the next best option. How about someone simply abstain? No! And you go to hell with that garbage.
  2. Mind the grip boys, girls and other, apparently some of us get carried away and do physical damage ( just Google it ), that behavior does harm to masturbations’ reputation. CUT IT OUT please!!!
  3. There is no “normal” so don’t get hung up on your weird act. It’s all weird, see any porn site.
  4. No rule written that states that one must “FINISH”, tease on for as long as you can.
  5. You are not cheating. Get that through you head and drop that guilt unless of course the “after the fact guilt” is your thing.
  6. Toys are cool I suppose, I don’t judge, even if said toy is an impressive work of art that diminishes your participation.
  7. If it doesn’t improve your sex life, chances are you got bigger problems. Git gud or GTFO! ( Just kidding, I have not idea what to say here. )


Reference:
https://www.webmd.com/men/guide/male-masturbation-5-things-you-didnt-know https://www.webmd.com/women/features/female-masturbation-5-things-know

All that content written as a segue to this stupid meme ( a goof ) and response ( priceless ).

Distracted Jamaica – Stock Exchange Edition

Corporate tax breaks are so hot right now.
I get hard just thinking about it ಠ_ಠ



We discovered that even though the Government foregoes the income tax, they actually started to collect more taxes from that company through GCT and payroll taxes, because as the companies became more profitable, as their revenues increase, they hire more persons and this was the phenomenon that we saw in the junior market,
– Mayberry CEO

Looking for a Junior Stock Reddit from r/CanadianInvestor

JCF/JLP/PNP – better color option.

In lieu of this weeks political maneuvering. May I propose a solution:

The pink.

About the pink:

  • A far better compromise. Not green. Not orange.
  • Represents features expected in public officials: Hope, positivity and understanding.
  • Guaranteed to draw attention.
  • Pacify all in it’s GLORIOUS path.

All hail the PINK.


Jamaica Constabulary Force alternative solution from r/listgrotto