DO THE FIVE – what the hell is this?




“Hmm.” All I could muster while staring at the screen. “How long has that been there?” At the bottom of the Chrome homepage sits a spammy looking message block, urging its viewer to “DO THE FIVE”. “No I will not.” The immediate response, as visions of compromise began to appear, discouraging the urge to click. […]


Wash your ‘effing hands please




Please wash your hands people, can’t stress this enough. Keeping hands clean is one of the most important steps we can take towards being Gods decent humans. You know, our primary role in life and the first job assigned at birth. Source: https://imgflip.com/i/3r5dhj A how to, care of the CDC: Wet your hands with clean, running […]


Masturbation pabulum and meme




FACT: I NEVER masturbate. That however, is a blatant lie. Below, some useless content and made up rubbish about the practice of masturbation lifted from webmd just for this stupid post. Not to be taken seriously. “Content is KING you know.” Said no one in particular. Sex is far better, masturbation the next best option. […]


…Chocolate Bars Are Contributing To Illegal Deforestation – Collective Evolution




Note to self. Consume in moderation A new report revealed just how damaging the cocoa industry can be for the environment, exposing how these companies are illegally clearing protected land. Source: How Your Favourite Chocolate Bars Are Contributing To Illegal Deforestation – Collective Evolution Comment from discussion Are high calorie food like chocolate bars more […]